Daddy daycare commences in the morning. The house is aflutter with excitement. We are going to begin our day with a brief opening ceremony and finish our evening adorned in matching Laker onesies in preparation for game four of the NBA finals. My tentative plan is to start drinking in the early afternoon. There will be exercise, laughter, full bellies, long naps, and little reason for tears. If he doesn't take his first steps tomorrow, I'm guessing that will probably happen by the second week of camp Papa. I will keep you all abreast of the glory that is about to ensue. And just to set the tone I would like to leave you all with Daddy Day Care's inaugural quote of the day:
"Your ideas are terrifying and your hearts are faint. Your acts of pity and cruelty are absurd, committed with no calm, as if they were irresistible. Finally, you fear blood more and more. Blood and time."
And so it begins...
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